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hellogiggles: Notes From The Powder Room: PAY ATTENTION TO ME:...

Sat, 24 Sep 2011 11:02:47 -0400

hellogiggles:

Notes From The Powder Room: PAY ATTENTION TO ME: THE RADIOACTIVE LIP DIARIES AND A FISH SHOUT-OUT

by Cézanne Colvin

hellogiggles: Notes From The Powder Room: BRIGHT EYES: NOT JUST...

Sat, 17 Sep 2011 10:57:28 -0400

hellogiggles:

Notes From The Powder Room: BRIGHT EYES: NOT JUST A BAND I SORT OF LIKED IN JUNIOR HIGH

by Cézanne Colvin

hellogiggles: Notes From The Powder Room: SMOOTH OPERATOR:...

Sat, 10 Sep 2011 14:13:57 -0400

hellogiggles:

Notes From The Powder Room: SMOOTH OPERATOR: SHINY/SEXY/SMOOTH HAIR IS MINE! IT’S ALL HAPPENING!

by Cézanne Colvin

HOLLABACK IF YOU GET MY KINSEY REFERENCE.

hellogiggles: “I’M NOT A FEMINIST, BUT…” by Cézanne Colvin

Thu, 08 Sep 2011 10:04:36 -0400

hellogiggles:

“I’M NOT A FEMINIST, BUT…”

by Cézanne Colvin

hellogiggles: Misogynist Soup: TOO PRETTY FOR HOMEWORK,...

Tue, 06 Sep 2011 14:03:00 -0400

hellogiggles:

Misogynist Soup: TOO PRETTY FOR HOMEWORK, DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS A-OK AND “FINALLY, A BEER JUST FOR WOMEN”

by Filleosophy

Forever 21 rings are my effing jam.

Sun, 04 Sep 2011 21:33:29 -0400

Forever 21 rings are my effing jam.

Broken social scene: no one normal finds me attractive

Thu, 01 Sep 2011 13:58:37 -0400

Broken social scene: no one normal finds me attractive:

Have you ever had an on-duty cop ask you if you fool around on the first date? HAVE YOU?

Unintentional beauty icons

Wed, 31 Aug 2011 12:46:54 -0400

Unintentional beauty icons:

Featuring horses, pasta, a fish, and more.

hellogiggles: Misogynist Soup: AMERICAN APPALLING, ONE NATION...

Tue, 30 Aug 2011 13:08:47 -0400

hellogiggles:

Misogynist Soup: AMERICAN APPALLING, ONE NATION UNDER RICK PERRY, AND THE HOLLYWOOD GENTLEMEN’S CLUB

by Filleosophy

hellogiggles: Notes From The Powder Room: WET N WILD: DON’T...

Sat, 27 Aug 2011 17:38:21 -0400

hellogiggles:

Notes From The Powder Room: WET N WILD: DON’T CALL IT A COMEBACK, BUT I’M HAVING A MOMENT WITH THEIR LIPSTICK RIGHT NOW.

by Filleosophy

On Having a Weird Name; Or, Why I Couldn't Have Nice Things

Thu, 18 Aug 2011 11:24:34 -0400

On Having a Weird Name; Or, Why I Couldn't Have Nice Things:

Do you have a weird name too? Do these name tags serve absolutely no function for you because no one can pronounce the name you write on it anyway? Commiserate with me.

hellogiggles: Notes From The Powder Room: 3 TIPS FOR STAYING...

Sat, 13 Aug 2011 20:03:12 -0400

hellogiggles:

Notes From The Powder Room: 3 TIPS FOR STAYING HOT IN THE HEAT

by Filleosophy

GET A GRIP ON YOUR MELTY FACE.

hellogiggles: Misogynist Soup: TOO EMO TO WORK, ARE MANICURES A...

Tue, 09 Aug 2011 16:15:18 -0400

hellogiggles:

Misogynist Soup: TOO EMO TO WORK, ARE MANICURES A HEALTH EXPENSE? AND BREASTFEEDING IS WAY GROSS

by Filleosophy

hellogiggles: Notes From The Powder Room: I WILL NEVER STOP...

Sat, 06 Aug 2011 13:27:42 -0400

hellogiggles:

Notes From The Powder Room: I WILL NEVER STOP TRYING TO MAKE DOUBLE EYELINER AND SIDE PONYTAILS HAPPEN

by Filleosophy

SPREAD THE WORD: WE ARE BRINGING DOUBLE EYELINER BACK. YOU’RE WELCOME, WORLD.

Misogynist Soup: The State of Hillary Clinton's Wardrobe, Hello from Vaginaland, and Logic is Hard

Tue, 02 Aug 2011 10:49:31 -0400

Misogynist Soup: The State of Hillary Clinton's Wardrobe, Hello from Vaginaland, and Logic is Hard:

Highlights:

“Why does she dress that way?” Gunn wondered aloud. “I think she’s confused about her gender.”

If only Hil could just be a girl already and shell out $150,000 for a season of garments like Sarah Palin or almost five grand on hair and make-up like Michele Bachmann, we could all relax and focus on how vain and materialistic she is instead. Seriously, when are women in this country going to learn what the appropriate amount of attractiveness is?

For their “empowerment” campaign, Summer’s Eve urges you to “Hail to the V” – after all, dudes have fought and died (DIED!) for your vagina, so it must be worth taking care of.

Although it doesn’t appear that any suspects have been apprehended, I’d like to offer my investigative prowess to anyone looking for a lead. His or her solution to not wanting the public to receive birth control pills or pap smears was to toss a Molotov cocktail at them, so you can probably find the offender at the local college still trying to pass a logic course. You’re welcome.

hellogiggles: Notes From The Powder Room: EYEBROW THREADING:...

Sat, 30 Jul 2011 12:38:16 -0400

hellogiggles:

Notes From The Powder Room: EYEBROW THREADING: IT’S LIKE FLOSSING YOUR FACE.

by Filleosophy

I have a tip for you, too: Stop being such an idiot when you go out to eat

Thu, 28 Jul 2011 13:08:45 -0400

I have a tip for you, too: Stop being such an idiot when you go out to eat:

A mere two hours into my shift last week, I began having intense visions of sugar-plum fairies fluttering through the front door and dropping explosives on every table in the cafe.

hellogiggles: Misogynist Soup: SORRY BUT NOT REALLY AND IS BILL...

Tue, 26 Jul 2011 13:13:28 -0400

hellogiggles:

Misogynist Soup: SORRY BUT NOT REALLY AND IS BILL O’REILLY SENILE?

by Filleosophy

Do you have an absolute favorite, will not live without beauty product? (You're lovely by the way) = )

Tue, 19 Jul 2011 20:09:13 -0400

Thank you!

I’m not especially loyal to any one specific item, but if you want to go with a general umbrella, I just think a good tube of red lipstick can completely turn a day/night around. I have a lot of unrealistic expectations.

I bought Covergirl Lip Perfection in Tempt after your hellogiggles review, and it is the best thing that has ever happened to me. Four for you!

Tue, 19 Jul 2011 19:56:38 -0400

YAY! Glad to help! Anything in particular you’d like to see reviewed in an upcoming article?